Otakus

are all fat, smell and dress the same.

So I was at this place today with my less-manly friends. They do have some knowledge of manga and anime so I convinced them to check out an anime merchandise store that had people playing Weiss Scharwz.

I shouldn’t have done so. They were the typical otaku-kind, with fat people over-represented and all of them wearing either cospa or black t-shirts with jeans. 5 or 6 of them were squeezed into the small shop space while the rest were outside.

I quickly asked my friends to leave, saying it was too crowded. (It was anyways)
What is wrong with all these people? As a former card player myself I dressed very casually while playing too. But there is a line to be drawn. And that line is crossed when you all look like the same nerd but wearing different characters on the front of your shirt.

As a man, it is of utmost importance that you feel comfortable in whatever you’re wearing. However, clothes also maketh the man. The flow of manliness gets blocked when everybody looks like you.

One can show their love for anime without being a faceless otaku

While I’m on the topic of ranting about repulsive traits, do get some fucking deodorant. Whenever I go to places with a lot of such people there will be at least one person who has unkindly ignored personal hygiene. They are usually fat neckbeards who either don’t have friends to tell them to shower or just don’t give a fuck.

You know what are negative externalities in Economics? Your fucking body odour. Society as a whole suffers because you can’t be arsed to spray some Adidas antiperspirant/anti deodorant. The total marginal cost is higher than your own personal cost.

So EITHER GET INTO THE SHOWER OR DON’T GET OUT.

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